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BROWN OUT
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| TFFL DRAFT ORDER |
| Pick |
Owner |
| 1 |
Dave Woolums
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| 2 |
Rob Simpson
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| 3 |
Jeff Brown
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| 4 |
Mark Douyere
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| 5 |
Doug Dearing
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| 6 |
Rob Collins
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| 7 |
Eric Ruter
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| 8 |
Todd Hendrixson
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| 9 |
David Lamb
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| 10 |
Dan Conlin
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| 11 |
Mike King
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| 12 |
David Stubenrauch
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| Week |
Team |
Points |
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1
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Flippin Birds
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179.5
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2
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Cincinnati Brown
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131.3
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3
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0.0
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4
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0.0
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5
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0.0
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6
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0.0
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7
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0.0
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8
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0.0
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9
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0.0
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10
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0.0
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11
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0.0
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12
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0.0
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13
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0.0
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14
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0.0
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| Rank |
Team |
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| 1 |
Birds
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| 2 |
Brown
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| 3 |
Moondogs
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| 4 |
Scoregasms
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| 5 |
Marauders
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| 6 |
Destroyers
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| 7 |
Renegades
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| 8 |
Swamp Monsters
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| 9 |
Warriors
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| 10 |
Oky Ducks
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| 11 |
Scammers
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| 12 |
Damn So Close
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Team |
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Marauders
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Renegades
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Destroyers
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Swamp Monsters
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Scoregasms
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Warriors
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Moondogs
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Scammers
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Oky Ducks
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Birds
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Brown
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Damn So Close
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If there was ever a week I don’t feel like writing an article, this is the week. My team is the least of my disappointments this week. But here it goes anyway.
Cincinnati Brown was the week two Team of the week, defeating the Oky Ducks 131-84. That is two consecutive good weeks for Brown to start the season, as they were second or third in points last week. Davante Adams scored all the points he was meant to score, all the points Puka Nacua (not bitter) would have scored and all the points Konata Mumpfield (IDK who this guy is either, I was desperate) should have scored. That totaled up to 31. Jonathon Taylor added 25 more as the Brown cruise to a 2-0 start.
Josh Allen was the Player of the Week for the Milford Marauders. Allen had 46 and is off to a fantastic start to the season. Amazing what a quarterback can do when he doesn’t go out of the game in the first seven plays (not bitter). Unfortunately for the Marauders, Allen was nearly matched by Matthew Stafford, who played the full game at quarterback on Monday night (not bitter) and scored 36. That and a better overall team effort gave the Kentucky Moondogs the win 128-109.
The best game of the week was a defensive struggle. Multiple Scoregasms pulled out a six point victory over the Great Dismal Swamp Monsters 86-80. Brock Purdy had a solid game for the Swamp Monsters with 32.. Cee Dee Lamb was very good at the receiver spot with 27. That’s damn near sixty points from two guys. How did the Swamp Monsters end up with just 80?
The Destroyers got back to one and one with a 124-92 victory over the Renegades. Dak Prescott and Jaxson Smith-Njigba were both in the 30s, Prescott with 37 and Njigba with 33. The Rams defense had 13, which was a hell of a lot more than the quarterback who started against them Monday night (not bitter).
Last weeks TOW had a more modest game in week two, but still enough to win. The Flippin Birds beat Damn So Close 91-80. Nobody in this game scored 20 points. So I have nothing to talk about this game but I’m still trying to stall talking about the last game.
The Warriors got the greatest gift in all of fantasy football. The Warriors won despite having the second lowest score in the league. Woo-Hoo for the Warriors. They beat the Scammer 76-56. Nobody scored twenty points in this game either. But that is partly because neither quarterback made it out of the first half. At least Jayden Daniels played most of the first half and stuck around long enough to score 16 (not bitter).
SURVIVOR
Scammers are out. Not talking about it.
GAME OF THE WEEK
It wouldn’t be fair if I didn’t call out the Flippin Birds versus Cincinnati Brown for the Game of the Week. Both teams are 2-0. Both have been a Team of the Week. They are the top two scoring teams in the league (OK, I know the Moondogs are point two points ahead of Brown, but if you take away the decimal, they are tied). Oh, and bonus, they are both in the Vince Lombardi division, so this is for the early lead in the division race.
Brown has Lamar Jackson. Always a threat to go big. And Brown’s got Jonathan Taylor at running back, who is coming off a big game. The Birds may have a decision to make. I don’t know how bad Caleb Williams is hurt, but he ought to be suspended for having painted finger nails. Baker Mayfield will probably get QB1 snaps for the Birds this week.
That’s about all I can handle this week.
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Article ID: 244
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MONEY MATTERS
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| Owner Name |
Team Name |
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Balance |
Last Transaction |
| Brown, Jeff |
Brown |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Collins, Rob |
Renegades |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Conlin, Dan |
Destroyers |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Dearing, Doug |
Moondogs |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Douyere, Mark |
Oky Ducks |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Hendrixson, Todd |
Scoregasms |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| King, Mike |
Marauders |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Lamb, David |
Scammers |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Simpson, Rob |
Warriors |
Owner Owes League
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($50.00)
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Transaction History
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| Stubenrauch, David |
Swamp Monsters |
Owner and League Are Even
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$0.00
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Transaction History
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| Woolums, Dave |
Birds |
League Owes Owner
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$60.00
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Transaction History
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200
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BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35
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