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RETLENTLESS RETLENTLESS CALLING ALL CARS FALCONS SOAR HIGH GALE FORCE WIN TAKING OVER THE WORLD BEER BETTER THAN CHICKEN DE JA BLITZ POINTS BLITZ DON’T MESS WITH MOM BANE DELIVERS THE PAIN HAPPY FEET   Week Team Points 1 Happy 131.7 2 Bane 122.2 3 MOMBALL 149.1 4 Gritz Blitz Falcons 141.7 5 Gritz Blitz Falcons 128.1 6 Beercats 127.3 7 Prestige Worldwide 134.4 8 Sea Breeze 137.9 9 Gritz Blitz Falcons 157.3 10 Car Ramrod 137.2 11 Gritz Blitz Falcons 154.3 12 0.0 13 0.0 14 0.0   Rank Team   1 GritzBlitzFalcons 2 Beercats 3 Momball 4 Car Ramrod 5 Down The Drain 6 Prestige Worldwide 7 Digital Scammers 8 Cincinnati Eagles 9 Shakedown 10 Titans King-less Court 11 Old England Patriots 12 Baloony Boiz 13 Steel City FooBall 14 Bane 15 Transformation Worldwide 16 Happy 17 Rimski Raiders 18 Secret Scammers 19 Willow Run Flyers 20 Kickin Chicken 21 Grande Fantasmas 22 Ohio State Buckeyes 23 Florida Seabreeze 24 Error 404: Team Not Found     Team Digital Scammers Willow Run Flyers Baloony Boiz Momball Beercats Cincinnati Eagles Down The Drain Florida Seabreeze Grande Fantasmas GritzBlitzFalcons Happy Error 404: Team Not Found Bane Ohio State Buckeyes Old England Patriots Prestige Worldwide Kickin Chicken Rimski Raiders Secret Scammers Shakedown Steel City FooBall Transformation Worldwide Car Ramrod Titans King-less Court   Four TOWs. One more and Blitz will have an entire foot. Maybe he can lend it to the Bengals, seems they need a kicker. The Gritz Blitz Falcons erupted for another huge game, easily beating Sea Breaze 154-93. Blitz had three players score thirty points. It's news worthy when a team has three players score twenty… but thirty. Taysom Hill had 37. Amazing for a tight end. Joe Burrow had 35. And Saquon Barkley 31. Not many teams can match that. They may not be by record, but Blitz are the best team in the BMFFL. Jarod Goff was your Player of the Week. I can't help myself. I'm kind of rotting for him and the Lions. Goff was ushered out of LA in favor of Matt Stafford, who did go on to win a Super Bowl. So I'd be lion if I didn't want to see him win. That strayed. Goff had 42 points this week. That helped the Cincinnati Eagles to a 129-113 victory over the Baloony Boiz. Tough loss for the Baloony Boiz who are fighting to secure a playoff spot. Cooper Kupp added 22 for the Eagles. The Eagles are now 7-4, but that is only good enough for second place in the Halas division. The best game of the week saw the Raiders drop Grande Fantasmas 94-88. Patrick Mahomes had one of his better days of the season with 25. This was an important game as both teams are on the fringe of the playoffs. Advantage Raiders. Another close game saw the Willow Run Flyers beat Prestige Worldwide 96-90. This keeps the Flyers playoff hopes alive. Jamar Chase was game MVP for the Flyers with 19. The Old England Patriots upset the Steel City FooBall 85-72. It is only FooBall's third loss of the season. Important for the Patriots as they move to 6-5 and are in pretty decent shape for the post season. And don't fret too much for FooBall. At 8--3 they are more than safe. And last but not least… eh, maybe least. The Scammers beat the Buckeyes 89-77. The Scammers were led by a kicker. Chris Boswell had 24. That's probabl all you need to know about this game. PLAYOFF PICTURE I write three of these articles a year, and they are my favorite articles My countdown to the end of the season. We only have three games left. And here are my projectsion for the post season after week eleven. All projections are unofficial. I do my best, but you can't use these against me later. SEEDS If the Season Ended Today 1. Digital Scammer vs. 8. Rimski's Raiders 4. Cincinniti Eagles vs. 5. Prestige Worldwide 3. Gritz Blitz Falcons vs 6. Old England Patriots 2. Steel City FooBall vs. Baloony Boiz CLINCH SCENARIOS 1. Scammers Have clinched playoff spot Will clinch division with win and Patriots loss 2. FooBall Have clinched playoff spot Cannot clinch division this week 3. Falcons Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes Will clinch division with win and losses by Boiz and Raiders 4. Eagles Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes 5. Worldwide Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes 6. Patriots Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes 7. Boiz Cannot clinch playoff spot this week 8. Raiders Cannot clinch playoff spot this week 9. Flyers Cannot eliminated this week 10. Fantasmas Cannot eliminated this week 11. Flyers Cannot eliminated this week 12. Sea Breaze Will be eliminated from playoffs with loss OR wins by Raiders, Boiz ALMOST AS RELENTLESS Enough about the BMFFL. But turning out attention to the EWFFL, it feel strangley familiar. Seems like I’m talking about the same team again. Here we find the Beercats with a dominant 139-65 win over Error 404. Joe Burrow was the Player of the Week in this league with his 35 points. Breece Hall added another 24. The Beercats are a whopping 9-2 and appear unstopable. The best game in town saw Shakedown defeat Transformation Worldwide 108-107. Jared Love had 24 and the Houston Def had 20. Shakdown is most definitely a playoff contendor now. The Titans beat the Scammers 97-91. Sam Darnold had 29. The Titans are now 6-5 and in second place in the Chuck Noll division. Down the Drain is looking good. Jonnu Smith had 22 in their 88-80 victory over Bain. Down the Drain is now 7-4 and in first place in their division. Momball is another hot team. And poor Chicken got plucked again. This time by Momball 123-111. Momball got 31 from Saquon Barkley, 25 from Patrick Mahomes and 24 from that kicker Chris Boswell. That moves Momball to 7-4 and in first place in the Chuck Noll division. And clear the road for Car Ramrod. They made Happy sad 108-86. David Montgomery, the Cincinnati boy, had 21. This was a battle of 6-4 teams, and the victory goes to Car Ramrod. PLAYOFF PICTURE The playoff picture for the EWFFL SEEDS If the Season Ended Today 1. Beercats vs. 8. Shakedown 4. Car Ramroad vs 5. Titans Kingless Court 3. Down the Drain vs. 6. Transformation Worldwide 2. Momball vs. 7. Happy CLINCH SCENARIOS 1. Beercats Have clinched a playoff spot Will clinch division with win AND Ramrod loss 2. Momball Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Scammers, Bane Cannot clinch division 3. Drain Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Scammers, Bane Will clinch division with win AND Shakedown loss 4. Ramrod Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Scammers, Bane 5. Titans Will clinch playoff spot with win AND losses by Scammers, Bane 6. Transformation Will clinch playoff spot with win AND losses by Scammers, Bane 7. Happy Will clinch playoff spot with win AND losses by Scammers, Bane 8. Shakedown Cannot clinch a playoff spot this week 9. Bane Cannot be eliminated this week 10. Scammers Cannot be eliminated this week 11. Error 404 Will be eliminated with loss AND Shakedown win 12. Chicken Will be eliminated with loss OR Shakedown win SURVIVOR We are down to the final four. And man did the final four come to play. Two were TOW in their respective league. Another score 111 points. Oh! And then there was a team that scored 90. Not a terrible score. But not enough to hang on this island. Prestige Worldwide will have to find a new island as they are off Survivor Island. GAME OF THE WEEK I'm struggling for a Game of the Week. No particular matchup really strikes my fancy. Which is good, 'cause I don't actually know where fancy is, but I'm pretty sure I don’t want it struck. So I've decided to go another route. Maybe I'm getting a playoff vide and eager to pick a game. So this is like a prediction preseason game for me. It is so implausible that it just might happen. It is hard to argue the Beercats are the best team in the EWFFL. And they've been pretty dominant recently. They've won three in a row. They are 9-2. They are my pick to win it all. But that doesn't include this week. This week the Beercats run into Kickin Chicken. And Kicken Chicken has been scoring decent points. Matter of fact, Chicken is eighth in the league in scoring. Now that Is not great, but they deserve more wins than 2. And this week they get number 3. I'm calling it now. Kickin Chicken will beat the Beercats this week. That's just how fantasy football works.   Article ID: 215 MONEY MATTERS I'm in mid-season form. Have not updated for 2024. But I am thinking about it. Owner Name Team Name Balance Last Transaction Amos, Rob Buckeyes Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Biberstine, Tatiana Happy Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Bitter, Troy Titans Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Brickler, Andy Error 404 Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Butler, Evan Transformation Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Cutcher, Michael Bane Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Fain, Rob Falcons Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Folmer, Rob Prestige Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Frank, John SeeBreeze Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Hansoti, Madhav Eagles Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Jackson, Chris Shakedown Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Jimenez, Mary Chicken Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Lafford, Jamie Patriots Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Lamb (ew), David S-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Lamb (ge), David D-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Murch, Susan FooBall Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Neltner, John Blitz Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Perry, Dara Flyers League Owes Owner $5.00 Transaction History Rimmer, Mike Raiders Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Robins, Jay Fantasmas Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Ruter, Eric Drain Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Smith, Ryan Beercats Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Stein, Tony Boiz Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Traut, Doug Ramrod Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Three, no make that four, delightfully easy ways to pay your humble commish... 1. Cold, Hard, CASH. Paying with Cash comes with the honor of meeting your humble commish. You might even get a Thank You! 2. Pay Old School. Send a check made out to David Lamb and mail it to 1192 Emery Ridge Dr, Batavia, OH 45103 3. Preferred Electronic Payment... PayPal. I am davidlamb.015@gmail.com on Pay Pal 4. Less preferred, but still accepted, Electronic Payment... Venmo. I am @David-Lamb-015 on Venmo.   TFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $100 TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70) RUNNER UP : $30 CHAMPION : $200 BMFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $25 TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10 CHAMPION : $35 John Neltner (Blitz) Transaction History Date Transaction Amount Status Description Method Reference 10/15/2024 OP-Owner Payment to League $10.00 Open 2024 League Fees Paid Cash 9/1/2024 LC-League Charge to Owner $10.00 Open 2024 Entry Fee 12/31/2023 OP-Owner Payment to League $0.00 Open

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